Dusty Rose Fedora: Bloke's Braided Straw, Two-Tone Chic for a Summer Look.
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Peach Fedora: Braided Bliss with a Crisp White Ribbon. Classic Summer Style.
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Emerald Green Fedora: Braided Style, White Ribbon Chic. A Chap's Must-Have!
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Grey Pork Pie Hat: A Classic for the Modern Gent
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Carolina Fedora: Classic Style, White Ribbon Charm for the Modern Gentleman.
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Pink Fedora: Braided Straw, Two-Tone, Summer Ready, Bloke's Classic.
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White Braided Pork Pie: A Chap's Summer Essential, Brilliantly British Style.
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Navy Braided Pork Pie: Classic British Style for the Modern Man.
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Black Braided Pork Pie: A Proper Bloke's Hat for Any Occasion.
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Gunmetal Pork Pie: Braided & Bold, A Proper Bloke's Hat.
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Handsome Mauve Braided Pork Pie – A Dapper Gentleman’s Hat
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